Recent Tweets @

fatshitcray:

whatistrueforme:

  • I am desperate.
  • That it takes less on your part to be romantic. 
  • That I will jump into bed with you because you “pity” me.
  • That I have to be attracted to you if you are attracted to me.

slow clap

(via avey-wavey)

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

(via avey-wavey)

thisisthedoctorsdesign:

you see, it’s a metaphor

you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win

(via holligansitwillrain)

boo-tyluvr:

If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

(via ihatelarrynicolasbourgeois)

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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(via whrilybird)

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

(via whrilybird)

freckledbuttchester:

I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell

(via shpiderman)